Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Animals Bred: 139 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 9283
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Alien Abductions: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Villages Defended: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Crops Grown: 7397
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GazaAidCrisisCraft

    GazaAidCrisisCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Magic Items Found: 1603 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Aetherial Minecraft

    Aetherial Minecraft

    Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DrowPrison

    DrowPrison

    DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7598 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 97 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

    Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!
    Server URL
    Java mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

    Overview:

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

    What Makes Bucketry Different?

    • Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
    • Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
    • Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
    • Build and Defend Your Kingdom
    • Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
    • Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
    • Create a Thriving Economy

    What Will You Experience?

    • Community-Driven Events
    • Epic Quests with Real Stories
    • Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

    A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

    A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

    Q: Can I choose a profession?

    A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

    Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

    A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

    Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

    A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

    Q: Is there a custom currency system?

    A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

    Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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