Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Farms Harvested: 706

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PerfektionCraft

    PerfektionCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Farms Harvested: 419
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

    EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server
    lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Players Killed by Monsters: 6662

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PentaCraft Defense Summit

    PentaCraft Defense Summit
    OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4307

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

    NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!
    NostalgiaCraft Server

    NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

    Trailer/Showcase Watch Here
    IP Address mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
    Discord Join Here

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    • Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
    • Large world border of 300k x 300k
    • Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
    • Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
    • Graylist system for safety in spawn area
    • Active community and Discord presence
    • Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

    Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an application process to join? No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
    Are there frequent world resets? No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
    What plugins are used on the server? The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
    How large is the world border? The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
    Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Animals Bred: 66
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Animals Bred: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Animals Bred: 136

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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