Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mines Excavated:	4827
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchantments Applied:	237
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	386
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	182

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9546

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ores Mined:	9595

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

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Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	95
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1677
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	4295	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MinecraftManiacs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

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so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

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ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.