Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ToddlerTangoCraft

    ToddlerTangoCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Crops Grown: 1922 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

    Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids
    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

    • Custom Advancements
    • Expansive Shopping District
    • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
    • Server Events
    • Custom Roles
    • Server perks for donors
    • Friendly and helpful community
    • Community Projects all the time
    • Giveaways
    • 24/7 Server Uptime
    • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
    • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
    • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 299
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Animals Bred: 173
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4869
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

    Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

    The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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