Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 234 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4158 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crops Grown: 7314
    Emeralds Found: 1697 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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