Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	5756	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9608
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5237	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crops Grown:	7244
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4772
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9681
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	121	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	2762
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	10	Emeralds Found:	2130
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	933318

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Potions Brewed:	77

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5590
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.