Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	7479
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	8396
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoDadKissesMCServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Star Shards Collected:	236	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBlabbermouths

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	242
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	299368
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.