Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Votes:	1756
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crops Grown:	5464	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	947
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	1426	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	382
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Emeralds Found:	6254	Votes:	4270
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	75

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs