Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9797	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	3298	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4611
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3958	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mines Excavated:	2392	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4739
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co