Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	2752
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Votes:	6804	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	555419
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1469
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Items Found:	7131	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	78
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7285	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5918	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	5380	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club