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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Buildings Constructed:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3438	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	260
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Emeralds Found:	5355	Enchantments Applied:	245
Votes:	3970	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ores Mined:	7608	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	696	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	13

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	5755	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1826	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Items Found:	6200	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Void Gems Collected:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es