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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	7821	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	1355
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Potions Brewed:	146	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Items Found:	1529	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4485	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	4300
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	189698
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	881	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com