Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	686

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	255	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	57	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	7751	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	4162

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mines Excavated:	1700
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7565	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2100
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	258
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	2420	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net