Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Potions Brewed:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Omnablock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

play.omnablock.net

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3279	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

thehoneycombsmp.com

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

play.harlonserver.net

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	346	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

play.survivalcraft.eu

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Animals Bred:	134
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

inf.playkismet.com:25571

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Towns Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	575	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

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BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4469
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Star Shards Collected:	151	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Emeralds Found:	2249
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	3002	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Dimension Hops:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu