Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	568
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6719
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	7685
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	1256
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	131
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Animals Bred:	188
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3357
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.