Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1514	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	114	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	193
Emeralds Found:	2863	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2279
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1742	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Farms Harvested:	862	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Animals Bred:	77

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6425
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	6390

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.