Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	2764	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9336	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	676876
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3229
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	385
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5568	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Animals Bred:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	199	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	4243	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	7302	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.