Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	244
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	1210	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	4916
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	73
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	779
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3550	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	641040
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	139
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”