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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	4385	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Potions Brewed:	139	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Villages Defended:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	214	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1661
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	882
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	67	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!