Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	179	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1348
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Star Shards Collected:	105	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	7225	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	7444
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	100
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	113	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Items Found:	8650
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Animals Bred:	99
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!