Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	7553
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	2746	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Towns Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4979	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	9257

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragon Eggs Found:	2441
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.