Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Enchantments Applied:	262
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	988	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchantments Applied:	297	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1346	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Animals Bred:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Magic Items Found:	3972

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2914	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Animals Bred:	82

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1283

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.