Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5490	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!