Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8110	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	7870
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Emeralds Found:	7559

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.