Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	149	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Star Shards Collected:	62	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	146
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Towns Built:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crops Grown:	6753	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

Players:	107/300	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6