so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Buildings Constructed: 50
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 115
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7258

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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