so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Falling into the Void: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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