so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Towns Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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