so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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