so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Animals Bred: 21 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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