so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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