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BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3969	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5386	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	5328

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7946	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	7711
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	91
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Players Killed by Monsters:	4773
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Villages Defended:	10

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crops Grown:	2178
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	7654
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9