Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).
Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?
And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to step foot in our world. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself tried to challenge our top player to a duel, but ended up running away with his tail between his legs!
But that’s not all – we have legendary loot, secret dungeons, and even a hidden hot tub where you can relax after a long day of slaying mobs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for the ultimate challenge of staying alive in a world where everything is out to get you. Build your shelter, scavenge for resources, and watch out for other players who might try to steal your precious loot.
But beware, the apocalypse has brought out some truly bizarre creatures, like mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant spiders that ride on top of skeleton horses. Can you survive long enough to uncover the secrets of this strange new world?
So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outlast the apocalypse. Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: survive at all costs!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 597 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Yawning Chasm, fight off monsters in Acheron, and even have a Moment Among the Stars! And let’s not forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your enemies run for the hills!
But wait, there’s more! We have new drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the game with their Physical Harmony and Physical Hunt abilities. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like GIFTMOREPEACH and CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER for some extra goodies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of rainbow-colored cows and watch as blonde bunnies perform synchronized dance numbers. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question reality.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where players can participate in cow beauty pageants and bunny fashion shows. Who knew Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest animal kingdom you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 335 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 487 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 1471 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7304 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s desires change based on their fertility levels. Will you be the fit and superior genes that high fertility women desire, or will you provide the stability and resources that low fertility women crave?
But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?
And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?
Join us on this wild ride of genetic manipulation, attraction games, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what surprises await you in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!
So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But beware, the New Vegas fans have taken over and they’re not afraid to show their love for their favorite game. You’ll find yourself dodging deathclaws and battling cazadores as you try to claim your place in this crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing all the way to the creeper-filled bank. Who needs New Vegas when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.
So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
