Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 658 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6385 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7854 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 305 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 32 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4820 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
