MicrosoftGoodies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Animals Bred:	72
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3733	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mines Excavated:	4808
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7150
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Emeralds Found:	6192
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Buildings Constructed:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	New Chunks Explored:	535664
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	3282	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1