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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 271
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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