Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
Enchantments Applied: 224 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 154
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Ores Mined: 9133
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Crops Grown: 8259 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Farms Harvested: 146

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Farms Harvested: 797
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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