Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Zombie Dances: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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