Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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