Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Divine Spears Created: 29
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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