Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Potions Brewed: 55

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • White Women Attract SMP

    White Women Attract SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AirRifleFailCraft

    AirRifleFailCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 52841 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

    SMPComfortFoodMinecraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

    So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 231 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HateradeCraft

    HateradeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

    People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

    So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

    KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs
    haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Alert System High – Minecraft

    Alert System High – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

    not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

    so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

    Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

    **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

    Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

    Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Bath & Body Minecraft Server

    Bath & Body Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

    Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles
    Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

    TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!
    Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

    Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

    Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

    FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 127

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

    From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

    UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

    and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

    so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

    Flying Car City – Not So Convenient
    yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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