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PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2903
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	383

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	135	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6349	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GlazedGamerZzz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	356635	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	445853	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	643	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1