so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Towns Built: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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