so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Potions Brewed: 94 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
Secret Passages Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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