Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3748	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9822	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	3601
Players Killed by Monsters:	7452	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	8354	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5190	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.