Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Emeralds Found: 9203
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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