Are you tired of stumbling upon weird online communities by accident? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only cuckolds you’ll encounter are the ones made out of blocks. No more accidentally stumbling upon strange communities, just pure, wholesome fun in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it with their own eyes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and claim its precious diamond eggs for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be brave enough to face off against this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, bizarre adventures, and maybe even a few diamond eggs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Holy Grails Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Villages Defended: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

    Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

    Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

    Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 243
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Block Titans: Attack on Steve

    Block Titans: Attack on Steve
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

    SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

    Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 57 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 101 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

    Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

    And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

    So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 540558 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

    NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

    Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

    MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

    And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Players Killed by Monsters: 2503
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4671 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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