melonlandia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	955	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6966
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	7324	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Void Armor Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Farms Harvested:	226
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	7124
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	187
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2658	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	3525	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	44
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	576
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2391
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Votes:	7455
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Players:	94/500	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2