Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Magic Items Found: 4321 Buildings Constructed: 44
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dimension Hops: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 New Chunks Explored: 744467

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Potions Brewed: 188
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Alien Abductions: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Animals Bred: 99
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8872 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Potions Brewed: 96 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 2310

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Emeralds Found: 685 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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