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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magic Items Found:	8373
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	808177
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7320	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	7794
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	6984	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	New Chunks Explored:	828990
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	4574	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	3379
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7628	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1006	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Pixelmon Ranger

Adventure, classical music, Community, Crates, Custom initials, customize, Epic, Events, Incredible, Join, Nostalgia, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Ranger, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Rewards, Searches, Start, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

The Pokémon adventure you were looking for! In Pixelmon Ranger you have everything:

Pokehunt to challenge you with epic searches. Pokebuilder to customize your Pokémon as you want. Crates and rewards for completing the Pokédex. Constant events, Custom initials and an incredible community. Relive nostalgia with the classical music of Pixelmon.

Join and start your adventure today!

pxranger.mcraft.pro:25648

Players:	102/400	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1357	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	248	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1